Hold on to ya' droids, cause the band wagon's a-rollin' on into town! Yes, I'm all full of the force! At the Celtic Camp this year it was mentioned when Pedro's son Daniel brought his lightsaber into the midst of a bunch of weapons fanatics; "Well, we call it Chi, but if we're honest, it's the Force." And I don't know about you, but since the advent of the double-ended lightsaber, I have been fully seduced by the Dark Side! So fill out the questionnaire below and find out if your a Darth or an Obi Wan!

1) If you were approached by a Jawa, would you;

A) Buy an R2-D2?
B) Kick him where you expect his knees to be?
C) Ask him to get you Ken Dodd's autograph?

2) You have a legion of Stormtroopers at your command. Do you;

A) Have them clean graffiti off the school walls?
B) Take the throne by force and rule with an iron hand?
C) Have them perform "Star Wars - The Musical" in a church hall every Thursday for some pensioners?

3) You're in Tescos and it's really busy at the till. Do you;

A) Approach in attack formation through tinned veg and  condiments?
B) Lightsaber your way through the '10 items or less' cheapskates?
C) Attempt a futile Jedi mind trick on the checkout assistant?

4) During broad sword practice, you lose a hand. Do you replace it with;

A) A well manicured robot hand?
B) A Freddy Kruger glove, only with mini lightsabers instead of knives?
C) A Chewbacca glove puppet?

5) Ewoks make;

A) Underestimated, powerful allies?
B) Sturdy rucksacks?
C) A mess?

6) Toys-R-Us refuse to give you a Jedi Knight discount on your talking Yoda. Do you;

A) Use the Force to aggravate the assistants acne?
B) Secretly install a Rancor pit under the managers office?
C) Stand in the shop and play with all the Yoda's until they all have flat batteries?

7) An anonymous lunatic stops you in the street and says he's your father. Do you;

A) Shout "NOOOOOO!!" and jump off something?
B) Offer to seduce his sister (to turn her to the Dark Side, that is)?
C) Smell his breath and say something funny, like "Oh, well then this must be 'The Return of the Red-Eye', cider-boy!"?

8) You're in the Mersey Tunnel, and suddenly you decide you may be inside some sort of big monster. Do you;

A) Try a Vulcan mind meld? (Oh wait a minute, that's Star Trek. Ah who cares, you're probably not even reading this).
B) Jump out of the car and start shooting randomly to get a reaction from the alleged monster?
C) Tell the man in the toll booth you're not paying, and if he argues, report him to the RSPCA?

9) The gas man calls, but he may be a bounty hunter wanting to freeze you in carbonite. Do you;

A) Allow yourself to be taken, so you can get closer to the Emperor of the Gas Board, and vanquish him?
B) Release Chewbacca (your Doberman) and shout "Protect the Princess, Chewbacca!" so the courts knows who's side your on?
C) Say "Who needs gas! I've got the Force! Ha! How do you like them apples!" Then while he's distracted by your lunacy, shoot him?

Mostly A's: You're a decent person, and you'll never be turned. But neither will you ever have a cool costume and millions
of psychotic fans.
Mostly B's: Please replace your first name with Darth and feel free to chop off hands and use the Force to your own selfish,
amusing ends.
Mostly C's: I can't decide weather you're a half hearted Han Solo, or the sort of person who listens to Barry Norman.